Pint Puffer · One size
The Pint Puffer
Per vest. Tax at checkout.
A clear inflatable puffer vest that holds 60 oz of beer.
- $4.99 shipping · ships in 8–13 business days
- 30-day returns on unused vests
- 90-day replacement if a seam leaks
What you get
One Pint Puffer vest with its built-in push-button straw and its tethered shoulder fill cap. Multi-packs are complete vests, not spare parts.
No pump is needed — the vest takes its shape from the liquid inside it. Filling it with air alone will not hold the silhouette.
Materials and care
Clear, food-safe plastic with a reinforced collar band so the top keeps its shape once the vest is loaded.
Rinse with warm water and a drop of dish soap through the fill port, shake, rinse twice and hang upside down with the cap off. Not dishwasher safe — the heat can damage the seams. Store rolled and out of direct sun.
Fit
One size, unisex, 23.62 × 23.62 in laid flat. It is cut to go over a hoodie or a jersey, so it will sit loose on a t-shirt. The zip runs the full length, which makes it easy to get on and off while it is full.
Shipping and returns
Delivery takes 8–13 business days. Shipping is $4.99 on a single vest and free on orders over $95.00.
Return any unused vest within 30 days for a full refund. If a seam or valve fails within 90 days of ordinary use, send a photo and we will replace it.
Please drink responsibly. Sold for use by adults of legal drinking age.
Three parts
The fill port, the straw,
and the zip. That's it.
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01
Shoulder fill port
A wide screw opening sized for a standard kitchen funnel, with a gasket seal and a cap tethered to the vest so it can't get lost.
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02
Push-button straw
Press the button to open the valve and release it to seal. You drink without taking the vest off and without using your hands to hold it.
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03
Full-length zip
A real zip from collar to hem, so the vest goes on and comes off without wrestling it over your head while it's full.
Specifications
The full sheet.
Everything measured on a filled vest at room temperature. The Pint Puffer is not insulated and is not a cooler — it holds a cold drink, it does not keep one cold.
- Holds five 12 oz cans with headroom to spare
- Fills in roughly 20 seconds through a funnel
- Rolls down to about the size of a folded hoodie sleeve
- Rated for cold liquids only, never hot
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 60 oz / 1.8 L |
| Dimensions | 23.62 × 23.62 in |
| Material | Clear food-safe plastic |
| Weight, empty | 11 oz |
| Weight, filled | About 4.5 lb |
| Closure | Full-length zip |
| Fill port | Screw cap, tethered |
| Straw | Push-button valve |
| Fit | One size, unisex |
Reviews
Field reports.
Questions
Before you fill it.
How long does shipping take?
8–13 business days. Shipping is $4.99 on a single vest and free on orders over $95, which is why the two-pack usually works out cheaper per vest than buying one twice.
Does it keep the drink cold?
No. It's a single-wall bladder, not a cooler. Pour it in cold and plan on finishing within a couple of hours. Dropping a frozen water bottle through the fill port buys you extra time.
Is it comfortable when it's full?
A full vest weighs about four and a half pounds, spread across both shoulders. It reads more like a loaded daypack worn backwards than like a weighted vest. Most people fill it two-thirds for a long afternoon.
Can I fill it with something carbonated?
Yes, but pour slowly and leave headroom. Carbonation will foam up against the collar if you dump it in fast, and a sealed cap on a shaken fill is a mess waiting for the first person who hugs you.
Will it get through stadium security?
Yes — as long as it's empty. Venues don't allow outside drinks, so a filled vest won't clear a bag check. Take it in empty, buy your beer at the stand and fill it there. Worth checking your venue's bag policy first, since a few won't allow it at all.
Kickoff is at one.
The line starts at noon.
$69.99, half off the regular $139.98. Free shipping over $95, delivered in 8–13 business days.